Warning: This is not a trap translation
150th bonus translation. Now, usually when I release something that isn't trap (on a special occasion), it's monster girl. However, I was reading through some back issues of CU and I saw this. I've always loved Simon's art, and the more I read this, the more I thought it deserved a translation. This is most likely the closest to vanilla I've ever gone, will go, and plan on going. Whether you plan on fapping to it or not, I'd suggest a quick read, high blood sugar be damned.