mysterymeat3 Translations

mysterymeat3 Translations

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Donation button removed, Chin Dere update, and a small FAQ

Since google has announced they won't be going through with disallowing adult content on blogger, this blog is now safe.

Donations are now closed indefinitely.
I will be opening them back up eventually, but it won't be for a few months at least, due to Paypal issues. I haven't had any problems yet, but I don't want to risk getting my account shut down. You'd think they'd be more lenient on people that do things expressly forbidden in their ToS. Especially people translating porn. Oh well.

Edit: Now using Patreon. Donate if you really want to and you have extra money.

Now for a small FAQ. I noticed that I keep getting asked the same questions over and over again. I'm gonna answer a few of them right now. Refer back to this before asking other questions, or it's likely I'll ignore them.

+Do you translate things other than traps, even for a reward?
No. I'm not interested in any kind of reward or profit. I just translate what I enjoy. It's true that I enjoy more than traps, but I want to focus on one genre for right now. I occasionally may translate a monster girl book I like, but it won't be because someone asked me, that's for sure.

LARGE EDIT: I actually now do commissions. Yay. It's still trap-only though.

+Will you work with x to do ?
No. I don't work well in groups, nor do I enjoy working in groups. I won't do any scripts or anything else and let someone else do the editing. If that makes me a jerk, so be it.

+What's the best way to reach you?
I actually get asked this one a lot.
My email is mysterymeat3@gmail.com. This is the best way to reach me. Please don't ask me if I'll work with your team, because, as the last answer stated, I won't. Ever.

+Why didn't you respond to my message on E-Hentai? It wasn't anything dumb!
I believe you. The reason I don't respond to messages there is because I never go to the forums. Occasionally I'll check my stats and whatnot on the galleries page, but I rarely go to the forums. I'm talking like once every two or three months kind of rarely. If the messages showed up on the main page, I'd check them more often. Since they only pop up if I go to the forums, I hardly ever see them.

+Will you translate [sub-genre] trap stuff? What will/won't you do?
Well, let's get the stuff I'm never going to do. Group mind break/rape stuff. That's one of the most boring subjects for me. I suspect it has something to do with the lack of emotion. It's not even sadistic. It's just "I/we wanna fuck something. Let's use this kid." Don't mistake this with slutty traps that fuck a lot of people of their own volition. I don't have a problem with this. Still not one of my favorite sub-genre stuff, but it's not bad and I have no objection to doing it. Now, rape where the protag is the rapist OR the protag rescues the trap from being raped is a different story. It has to be done a certain way, but if it is, I'd be happy to do it. Also, I have no aversion to scat or guro. In fact, I actually like them. Especially guro. But there's not much trap stuff with that in it anyway, so it doesn't matter too much. On the "Not a huge fan of it, but if it's good I might do it", we have gender bender. Not really a huge fan of this, especially when it's a popular series. Next is NTR. Actually. I'll make a separate question for this one.

+What about NTR trap stuff?
Now, I'm first going to define this as anything with the protag's significant other being stolen. NOT him being stolen/stealing someone else's. That's Netori. Netorare is the exact opposite of netori. It's pretty much the difference between punching someone in the face and getting punched in the face. So don't confuse them. A Palco one I did from Uke Vol. 1 earlier was netori. The guy was seduced by the trap and ended up fucking them instead of his girlfriend. That, I have no problem doing. Now, for the big question. What about real netorare? Will I translate it?

The answer is almost always "no." Now, I'm going to explain this again because apparently some people didn't get it. I do NOT have a problem with NTR in theory. However, I DO have a problem with how poorly written almost all NTR is. In most porn (especially fetish porn), story doesn't matter all that much. If you've got a fetish for traps, smell, scat, monster girl, loli, femdom, futa, BDSM, whatever, then that's what you wanna see. It's not about story, it's about something physically happening that turns you on. Now, physical fetishes can be enhanced by the story. For example, a lovey-dovey trap story will make a lot of people feel really fulfilled in addition to sexually aroused. But the basic fetish still has to be there. NTR is not a physical fetish. It's a mental one. Take out the story of an NTR book and you've essentially turned it into a vanilla one. You feel jealous with NTR because you care about the characters. You feel a sense of loss because you know it happened and there's nothing you could have done to change it.

Yet so often in these fucking tales, it seems as though the plot was WRITTEN BY A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD. If the protag could've changed the outcome by doing something, but he just sat around fucking whining and moping like a little bitch, why would I feel sorry for him? If the girl is being blackmailed using evidence that can be destroyed with a simple smash of fragile electronics, why should I feel that she's important to me? Anyone that fucking dumb in real life is hard to empathize with. If you're one of those people that really don't care about the massive, galaxy-sized hole in the plot, then why even bother with a translation? Just go read the raws and imagine.

tl;dr It's possible I'll do trap NTR some day, but only after some good stuff is actually written. So try not to recommend it to me, because it's probably not gonna happen.

+OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!
You're quite welcome. I get a lot of these and I can't respond to all or even most of them. It would take too long. But just know that I do enjoy getting these comments and I do notice them when I get them. So you're welcome.

Alright, enough of that. I think half of it was a rant about NTR anyway. On a less angry note, Chin Dere is coming along pretty well. I'm a little over halfway done, so expect it some time later this week. Here's a sneak peak. Until then.


43 comments:

  1. I don't mean this sarcastically but how do you feel about the fact that like half of all your recent stuff has been chinzuriina? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but do you ever get bored with the fact that they almost all read like 75% the same? (brother on brother incest)

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    1. Doesn't bother me too much. I love the art, and incest trap stuff is one of my favorites. Of course, I do love when artists come up with their own original stories, but since most hentai plots fall into one of several archetypes anyway, repetition isn't too big an issue for me.

      That being said, I would have preferred to put stuff out between releases, but since most of the other stuff I planned on doing were full tanks as well, there wasn't much of an option for that.

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    2. I do hope you're referring to the hinemosu notari tank when you mentioned planned stuff; super glad he's branching from futa stuff into full trap

      anyways, keep up the good work! really do appreciate it.

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  2. mysterymeat3 would you translate something like
    http://exhentai.org/g/390663/b928e134b9/
    http://exhentai.org/g/499542/770e55d4f3/

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    1. The first one I'd consider. The second one no.
      Though there's so much better stuff that I doubt the first one will get translated at all, let alone any time soon.

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  3. Hey, would you translate something like this? It's an old locon work.

    http://exhentai.org/g/615603/0c52a9d756/

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    1. It's no good enough to be an immediate priority, but I'll probably get around to it the next time there's a lull in trap activity.

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  4. why don't you use patreon?shits basically the same like paypal except that it allows porn related payments/donations whatever that you guys wanna call it...

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    1. The problem with Patreon is that it's recurring only (meaning you have to donate every month/milestone/whatever I set it to), and there's a minimum donation amount. It's just really irritating. It's more for Youtube video creators or artists.

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  6. Is there any chance of you translating other works of Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai? Like "Kouhaikun ha, oreshoku hiyake shounen!" It can be found in here:

    http://exhentai.org/g/624915/2071347fcf/


    For some reason translators stay away from it.

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  7. I understand what you mean about what you won't translate. I write transgender fiction (Most of it would be defined as trap because of the ages of the characters) and there are subjects I will not write about because they bore me to tears, or turn me off entirely.

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  8. http://exhentai.org/s/0edfefc09e/747780-103
    basically it contain trap

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  9. How about http://g.e-hentai.org/g/200204/382403c502/ ?

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  10. Suggestion/Request: http://exhentai.org/g/760243/f2f0e00a5c/

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    1. I WILL be doing that one probably soon. I don't know if it'll be next, but relatively soon.

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  11. Any chance of translating the Katou Jun chapter from Koushoku Shounen Vol. 03? I'm (cock)starved for some translated stuff from him.

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  12. Wondering if the first story in this from Mio Kurokawa is up your alley. Pgs 4-23.

    http://exhentai.org/g/110424/91da441f77/

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    1. Seconding this: most of chijoku an trap stuff are amazing but still untranslated.

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  14. http://exhentai.org/g/707441/0c6bceac00/

    Ok so I know it's technically a little NTR-ish, but it's also Nagi Ichi. Think you'd ever translate this one?

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    1. I was just about to post this request, i'd like it to be translated, but if it's one of your no no's, I understand

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    2. It is nagi ichi dosent seem like a no no to me, Can you please answer D:

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    3. Sorry, I forgot I posted about this one on a different release instead of this FAQ page. I'll have to make a new list soon.

      Anyway, no, I didn't like that one at all. It contained pretty much everything I don't like in hentai. Even the good art couldn't save it.

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  15. keep up the good work :)
    chinzurrina chinzuriina and more chinzuriina ;)

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  16. [Cannabis (Shimaji)] Kyousei Shinkon Seikatsu
    this series has yet to be translated(I think there is 4 total)
    seems right up your ally
    p.s. thanks for all translations :)

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  17. Could you translate the rest of Dicca's Magical Incense? Short Wharf translated the first chapter ages ago, but stopped because the magazine it was running in stopped printing. I recently heard that Dicca's going to be starting the series up again in Koshoku Shounen. But since you've got a much better track record (in my opinion) than SW, I thought I'd ask you to pick up where they left off and hopefully continue translating the new installments when they come out.
    http://exhentai.org/s/8ddf0ffe3f/450939-21 (Beginning of the untranslated stuff)

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    1. I do plan on doing them eventually, but not right away.

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  18. Thaks for your awesome Work, did you plan to translate this :
    http://exhentai.org/g/760243/f2f0e00a5c/

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  19. Suggestion: http://exhentai.org/g/677213/b5a2654946/

    Technically contains group mind break/rape stuff (and I don't like it too) but also contains submissive older trap on shota, which is a very unusual sub-genre.

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  20. Hello, I was wondering on what are your thoughts on the Blogger new adult content policy and if there are some changes that might occur on this lovely blog of yours. Thank you

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    1. I don't imagine it will last very long, if it even ends up being finalized at all. Unless they want blogger to become very unpopular very fast.

      If they do end up doing anything to my content, I'll just move to a different site and redirect people there from this blog.

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  21. Could you please translate these ?
    http://exhentai.org/g/790784/1214b314bb/
    http://exhentai.org/g/780176/840f20e9c2/
    They are actually trap x trap
    With really really cute artstyle

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  22. Some oldies
    http://exhentai.org/g/102566/aa9c5139b5/ (35-54)
    http://exhentai.org/g/552901/67f30de3fc/?p=1 (51-67)
    http://exhentai.org/g/576853/639e2247b1/?p=6 (241-256)
    http://exhentai.org/g/454871/d08accc7aa/?p=2 (84-123)
    http://exhentai.org/g/312117/cee1f93156/?p=2 (118-133)
    http://exhentai.org/g/167478/9a762bb215/?p=2 (86-126) Top picks

    Some goodies
    http://exhentai.org/g/750431/d37369e7ab/
    http://exhentai.org/g/749358/132c0520d0/ (31-46)
    http://exhentai.org/g/731797/f15de71a81/
    http://exhentai.org/g/768219/da6e8092fd/?p=1 (78-101)
    http://exhentai.org/g/767787/4e5ad1c6dd/
    http://exhentai.org/g/779091/c1f28a5c8e/?p=3 (144-163) Top picks
    http://exhentai.org/g/784004/dd09a4cd40/?p=8 (342-361)
    http://exhentai.org/g/791857/e860c4ee5a/?p=1 (55-70)
    http://exhentai.org/g/688789/2fbb99725c/ (4-67) Top picks

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  23. http://exhentai.org/g/773393/728d86b7ed/
    This.

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  24. hello bro just for a curiosity, you do shemales?

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  25. Just for some continuity, could you translate: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/180915/7b0b466f17/? I have both sequels and would love to have the (or what appears to be) first chapter of "The Drag Prince" story arch. I understand that you're bussy, and even if you can't/won't translate it, I still appreciate what you do.
    Peace.

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  26. The "Complex" story arch, I mean.

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  27. http://exhentai.org/g/688789/2fbb99725c/ (4-67)
    http://exhentai.org/g/779091/c1f28a5c8e/?p=3 (144-163)
    http://exhentai.org/g/167478/9a762bb215/?p=2 (86-126)
    http://exhentai.org/g/831188/46e72c8ba1/ (23-42)
    Two parts of a connected story, more parts if you want them
    http://exhentai.org/g/110424/91da441f77/ (4-23)
    http://exhentai.org/g/749358/132c0520d0/ (31-46)

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  28. Will you be translating anymore Soundvillage stuff?

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  29. Are you not interested in the traps of Kabashima or don't you know his trap work?

    I would also like to hear your opinion about the work of ToWeR, it is for some reason ignored by translators:
    http://exhentai.org/g/800597/8c8d6dab83/
    http://exhentai.org/g/820326/0e639a25f3/

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  30. some new chinzurrina is out any chance of translations??
    (either way thanks for all you do) :)

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  31. http://exhentai.org/g/877460/c41e0e9dc2/

    I'm sure you'll like this one.
    Art's pretty nice, gave me some Qunami vibes.

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